Years ago, my in-laws bought me a Leatherman tool. I really liked it. I thought they had it engraved personally for me. It read, "Animal." Turns out that was the name of the model. Oh well.
Maybe you're looking for the ultimate multi-tasker. In the kitchen, that's what Alton Brown likes.
But what about your tool box? Leatherman is back and to the rescue! It's called The Tread Tempo! 30 different tools right there on your wrist! There are more wearables and links for sale here. Consider buying the watch, disassembling it and putting each link in a box! LOL!